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missdontcare-x:

When someone thinks they love an actress more than me
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yeevil:

probably not that

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

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punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

yahoodrive:

the first person to get homework must have been like “what the fuck”

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

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