Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
Fasting and furious 5
When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home
The Eid for speed